“Pixels” has a ridiculously great premise that
vibes perfect 1980s action/comedy: Aliens attack Earth using as weapons massive “live” incarnations
of Atari’s best video games: Pac-Man, Centipede, Tetris, etc. Damn the result. Look, Director Chris Columbus (“Harry Potter” 1 and 2) handles the big VFX scenes with polish: Pac-Man tearing through NYC is too cool and
when a soldier is de-pixelated, it scares like classic “Doctor Who." But away from the action, Pixels dies. A dead-eyed Adam
Sandler plays an ex-arcade-child-king now miserable, but still chummy with his dork
childhood pal (boring Kevin James), now the worst U.S. president ever. Assholes, both. A big joke: Sandler
insults a White House intern by calling him “Blue Lagoon.” Because the guy has curly blond hair. I sat blinking. How old is that joke? Sandler and James blunder their way into saving Earth. This Earth doesn't deserve it. The trailer promised a celebration of us 1980s gamers. The movie flogs us as infants incapable of adult decisions. Like hygiene. Or parenting. Fuck every person involved. Last miserable kick: The sexism astounds. When
another arcade dork (Josh Gad) sees his dream woman come to life, she cannot speak. Only smile and obey. Offensive. C-
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
Pixels (2015)
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