“The Expendables” brings back Sylvester Stallone
and his action pals (Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jet Li, Jason Statham) for more
grinding mayhem, this time against Mel Gibson as an arms dealer. After the
improved sequel, “3” ought to be aces. It’s garbage. The film gets cut to a
bloodless PG-13 to get the kids in, but it’s still far too violent for
children, with hundreds of onscreen deaths. (Yet, “Boyhood” got an R!?!) But
that’s nitpicking. The plot is shambles, bending backward to intro younger
heroes, all of them a snore – especially Kellan Lutz from “Legend of Hercules.”
The young lot get captured, forcing the older lot to stage a rescue mission.
Why bother? Gibson proves again he’s wildcard actor, brimming with madness, but his role is a bust. Buying bad art for $3M is evil? Harrison Ford plays a
spook subbing for Bruce Willis, who played “Agent Church” in parts 1 and 2, but
quit this entry over pay. So Ford delivers the line, “Church is out of the
picture,” and winks directly into the camera. I saw a tear in his eye. C-
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