Showing posts with label Jim Carrey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jim Carrey. Show all posts

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Kick Ass 2 (2013)

“Kick Ass 2” is a shit sequel to a razor sharp comic book movie that fingered the caped avenger genre and reveled in and questioned its own grisly violence. Love it, hate it, “Kick Ass” did just that. No shock: It was directed by Matthew Vaughn of “Layer Cake” fame. This downer has some guy named Jeff Wadlow at the helm. Plot: Vigilante/hero-complex teens Kick Ass (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) and Hit Girl (ChloĆ« Grace Moretz) do battle with the -– wait for it -- Mother Fucker, the now super villain son (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) of the NYC mob boss (Mark Strong) killed in film one. MF dons his mom’s S&M gear and dishes out murder and rape. Too much. In one scene, policemen are chomped to death by a lawn mower. Rape gets a joke. Vaughn skated the line of taste, turning hero fantasy into grim shocker. Wadlow’s delivery is a tired echo and oddly boring with action scenes so haphazardly shot as to bring on indifference. The sick thrills thus become merely sick. Jim Carrey’s role as a psycho-for-Jesus G.I. Joe is over before it finds air, and Mintz-Plasse’s trip in a “Mean Girls” spin relies on diarrhea gags. Dumb ass. D+

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Beginners (2011) and I Love You Phillip Morris (2010)

Ewan McGregor’s career never took off the way it should have: “Trainspotting” and “Moulin Rouge!” should have put him in orbit, but those “Star Wars” prequels – with McGregor lost amid CGI overload – may have spoiled Hollywood on him, or, actually, him on Hollywood. But I just caught two films with the Scotsman as the co-lead. By sheer coincidence, they both deal with gay issues – is McGregor going niche? – that would send bigot GOPers planning constitutional bans.

The real-life premise of Mike Mills film “Beginners”: Just after his mother died of cancer, his 75-year-old father came out, leaping head first into California’s gay culture before dying himself of cancer. Here, Mike is dubbed Owen and played by McGregor. Christopher Plummer is the dad. The film is moody, artsy and contains short diagrams where, say, multiplying coins equate growing cancer. It focuses on Owen recalling his emotionally cold childhood and then his 38-year-old self as he falls for a French actress (Melanie Laurent of “Inglorious Basterds”). Owen’s woes are not as compelling as daddy Plummer, the latter giving a shining performance as a man who seemingly has found the secrets to all of life’s happiness just as the ax falls. There’s anger missing here. Isn’t Owen allowed to be pissed? Dad was never home, out having dalliances. Even if dad was with women, that has to create a lasting deficit. More so, one wonders how Owen and his gal eat and pay rent, as he is a failure on the job and she never seems to work. A dog with subtitled dialogue is way too cute a gimmick. B

McGregor is the Phillip Morris of “I Love You Phillip Morris” which has nothing to do with the cigarette maker, but instead focuses on serial con artist Steven Jay Russell (Jim Carrey). Russell starts out as a married father in Virginia Beach and ends up in prison for credit card fraud, embezzlement, theft, malpractice and numerous prison breaks, one by faking his own death. It’s in prison where Russell meets Morris, and so, yes, this is a Jim Carrey rom-com-drama … behind bars, way queer, and based on a true story. Directors/writers Glenn Ficarra and John Requa tell us so three times in the credits. “Morris” is funny at the start, but revels in mincing gay stereotypes and feels wildly contradictory, and overly silly. Carey’s “Liar, Liar” smirk made me wonder how anyone could take him seriously. He steam rolls McGregor, who misplays as a fragile daisy. Stabs at drama – an AIDS death – are forced and unearned. Critics loved this, a con all its own. C+

Sunday, November 21, 2010

A Christmas Carol (2009)

“A Christmas Carol” is the second-most popular story concerning December 25, behind the whole Christ-Savior-manger thing. This version of Scrooge's awakening gives us Jim Carrey lording with wild amusement over an all-CGI animated spectacle from director Robert Zemeckis. The former Ace Ventura spins gold as the miser and his three ghosts, saying otherwise would make one a ba-humbug. As well, the animation is far better than Zemeckis’ other animated efforts, the “The Polar Express” and “Beowulf,” but that ain't saying much. Yes, eyes finally sparkle, and skin has creases and sags never seen before in this fare. But we are still talking mannequin herky-jerky inhuman bodies. A couple years worth of Christmases went into this flick, the best effects Disney can buy, and with that, the beautiful simplicity of Dickens’ tale is buried under razzle-dazzle fairy dust. Here’s hoping Zemeckis leaves the birth of Jesus alone. B-

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" is my favorite romantic-comedy because of it's dark mind-bending spin on the tired genre. Here, boy meets girl, not realizing he's already met her, loved her, and broken up with her. I won't give away more. Savor the twists and turns. This is from the mind of Charlie Kaufman ("Being John Malkovich") and director Michel Gondry ("Be Kind Rewind"), so a wild ride is promised and delivered. Cut through all the wild scripting, editing and reversals, and we have a wide-eyed, fresh take on love as a power that defies logic and human plans and faults. This film soars on and with heart and spirit. And some drugs, too. Jim Carrey, in his best role, and Kate Winslet, never cooler, are the odd couple. Glorious. And lovely. A+

Yes, Man (2008)

"Yes Man" is pure Jim Carrey. Actually it's pure "Liar, Liar" re-tooled. There, Carrey played a lawyer who couldn't tell a lie. Here, he plays a banker who can't say, "No." Hi-jinks ensure as a homeless guy bums a ride, Jehovah's Witnesses visit the door, an old woman offers oral pleasure and a chance to bungee jump presents itself. The list goes on, and the film is elementary to the point of distraction. (Carrey's banker is never offered anything truly outrageously soul-scarring. How disappointing.)

But "Yes Man" is funny and pretends to be nothing more than what it is: The 1,000th coming of Carrey's ancient "In Living Color" days. Zooey Deschanel, a knock-out star in her own right, plays the perplexed girlfriend with a zippy bike and a cute helmet. Terrance Stamp -- again -- plays a cult-like leader, this one preaching the word of, "Yes." Worth a watch. Mostly. B-

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Horton Hears a Who (2008)

"Dr. Suess' Horton Hears a Who" is a joyful, fully realized version of the wonderful book by Theodore Geisel. It excels where other big-screen film adaptations failed. Its computer animated, but softly so, and catches the spirit, color and free flow of Suess' drawings (a 2-D, hand drawn segment even goes even further and exactly mimics Suess' free-flow drawings.) The plot is as simple as the book it came from: An elephant, Horton, finds himself taking care of a spec of dust. He's not crazy. For on that spec of dust is an entire world, Whoville. And hardly anyone in his jungle believes him. Save only a few misplaced pop culture jokes (spoofs on "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning" are long past ancient), there's not a single moment of the cynicism or belittling humor that ruined the later "Shrek" films. The voice cast here is excellent throughout. Jim Carrey, except for a moment, clamps down his outsize performance. Take the pro-life politics, if you will, or believe it to be pro Civil Rights, nothing is hammered home. It's wondrous, and joyful, fun, mysterious, and cute, and dangerous, just like childhood. A-