This toss-in-the-kitchen-sink trilogy opener stops just shy of three hours
as it spells out in detail how Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman, playing the young
version of Ian Holm, who appears as well) came into possession of the powerful ring
–- the Ring -– that sets in motion the 2001-2003
films and 1954-1955 books fans know so well.
First thing out of the way: I saw “Hobbit”
in 2D and regular frame rate, not the 3D and 48 frames-per-second rate that has
garnered much press. Second: I read the book so long ago I cannot recall it in
my memory. I judge by hunches and –- God help me -– the Web.
Movie wise, “Hobbit” is split as
Tolkein’s greatest and most troubled character, Gollum, the schizophrenic villain/victim
who owned and lost the preciousss golden circle to Bilbo, who decades later will
hand it over to nephew Frodo, and you know the rest. Team Jackson –- including
co-writer Gillermo del Toro -– take not just the “Hobbit” book, but myriad
side-stories, prefixes, appendices, and shopping lists written by Tolkein and
knit out a story that is jovial, eye-popping in wonder, and maddeningly dull
and repetitive to the point of tedium. Even during the big CGI action
sequences.
(There’s a fist-fight between two black-rock mountains (!) that is impressive, bizarre, laugh-out-loud ridiculous, overlong by half, and in the end, useful as a lecture on thermodynamics.)
I could not repeat all the plot
tentacles to save my soul, except this quick sketch: Homebody Hobbit Bilbo is
thrust into joining 13 dwarves (led by Richard Armitage as the dreamiest “GQ”
dwarf ever) as they set out to kill the dragon that took their mountain homeland
decades ago. The instigator of this hunt is the wise Moses-like wizard Gandalf,
again played by Ian McKellan. The troupe is hunted by trolls, a vengeance-seeking
one-armed orc, and wolves. Llittle of this is in the book, but thrown in by
Jackson, who seems set on making a simple fable into something far darker and
massively important.
I know that’s nit-picking. Changes were made to the “LOTR”
trilogy, especially the loss of the vital “Scouring of the Shire” finale, but
so much of this movie is filler created solely because the filmmakers have the budget
and technology, not because it serves this story.
As with prequels, characters are
re-introduced wholesale to goose memories. In almost every instance, these are
time-killers. We don’t need Elijah Wood as Frodo. Nor Holm as old Bilbo. Cate
Blanchett’s elf queen, so majestically introduced in “Fellowship of the Ring,” stumbles
into this film with such little fanfare, one can’t imagine her importance. Same
with Christopher Lee’s Sauramon, parked in a chair and practically giving away his whole game plan of evil to come later on. Ditto Gollum and his long slow intro, now redundant I suppose. I'm muffing some of the details here, but the point stands -- especially if this film is viewed as a true prequel.
See, Jackson is making these as
a man looking back, nostalgic for every morsel he can scrape, not a man looking
forward with this chapter and its two coming successors as predecessors to what
befalls Bilbo, Gandalf, and all our beloved characters.
All gripes aside, I
have hope for “Hobbit” parts 2 and 3. Freeman -- Watson in BBC’s “Sherlock” -- turns
in a star-making reading of Bilbo, a man (Halfling?) who finds his worth far
from home. He’s funny, irritating but sincerely so, curious, bold, and thorough, a wonderful homage to Holm’s
take.
When Bilbo and Gollum meet –- toward the end -– the scene crackles and
brings “Hobbit” to Must Watch status. (Andy Serkis as Gollum again shine as the
MVP of this series. As well, the CGI work to bring this foul creature to life is still the best use of computers in a life-action film, ever.) As Bilbo holds a sword to the neck of a seething,
panicking creature, Jackson and all the wizards behind this tale put us in the
hot seat. We know striking down Gollum will prevent much agony later, and I thought, “Push it through.” Knowing full well that won’t happen.
It’s a twisty
definitive, solid moment in a film full of holes, not the Hobbit kind. B-
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