Showing posts with label Rosario Dawson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rosario Dawson. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Trance (2013)

Gotchya films that spin on corkscrew narratives –- “Manchurian Candidate” is my favorite -– succeed only if we care about the characters and only if we dig the deep pit the screenwriters have tossed them into. Danny Boyle’s “Trance” is all crazy turns, pulled rugs, blown loyalties, and bad guys still gabbing after their skull has been shot off. The shocks and surprises hit so often and so outlandishly OTT, it passes suspense and becomes a comedic parade of drunken one-uppers. Numbness sets in. James McAvoy works at an auction house that falls prey to a heist just as a Renoir goes to sale. The work is seemingly lost and our hero is cracked on the skull, leading to memory loss. The heist master (Seymor Cassell) won’t have that and when torture fails, he hires a hypnotist (Rosario Dawson) to peer inside McAvoy’s brain. So to speak. The headachy flash edits are frantic and too hip. The flat characters don’t help. I really could have lived without ever hearing surround sound of vaginal hair being shaved. Boyle, it appears, could not. And if you can get past the firestorm finale without laughing to excess, I salute you. C

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Zookeeper (2011)

See Kevin James. See Kevin James play Kevin James-ish fool with romantic woes. See Kevin James talk to the animals. See Kevin James take a gorilla on a man date to TGI Fridays. Hear Nick Nolte voice said gorilla. See “Zookeeper.” Or not. Look, James vibes as the nicest guy in the world, a heart of gold and a grand man. I shall not malign him. But this romantic-comedy/talking-animals film, starring James, is shit. When Adam Sandler playing a monkey extols the virtues of flinging poop at the one you love, I got what he meant. He’s been doing to his audience for years. Sandler produces. James stars. Rosario Dawson looks sad. The opening gag is funny. James’ personality shines. But, duck, the shit is flying. And it stinks. Do better, Kevin James, do better. D+