“Non-Stop” is not a
comedy. I laughed my ass off. Not a good sign for a thriller that stars Liam
Neeson in Angry Action Figure Mode and plays on 9/11 fears of hijackings and
police state surveillance. Neeson is Bill Marks, suicidal fuck-up air cop with a
booze problem and a tragic life who should never hold a gun, much less be issued
one by Uncle Sam for work at 30,000 feet. But here Bill is anyway, sweating
buckets as he texts back and forth with a psycho who threatens to down the plane
unless $1.5M is delivered to a Swiss bank account. One in Bill’s name. Cue
drama! Cue the scenes where Neeson’s hero types. And types. And types. And
calls his boss. Bill also kills a man, beats random passengers, screams, and waves
and fires his gun like a madman. Why? This is “Taken” in the air. A cell phone
and a gun, if those are in a script does Neeson just sign on? As stewardesses,
Michelle Dockery of “Downton Abbey” and Lupito Nyong’o of “12 Years a Slave” do
just about nothing. I’d watch a movie with them as the heroes. C-
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
Non-Stop (2014)
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2014,
9/11,
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Liam Neeson,
Lupito Nyong'o,
Michelle Dockery,
Non-Stop,
police,
Taken,
terrorism,
unintended comedy
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