By the time most
tech jumps from lab to retail, it’s old. All eyes are on the new shiny toy we
don’t know we need. Woe the Hollywood thriller that wants to be techno hip,
and takes a year to gestate before jumping into a theatrical pool already looking
at NetFlix. “Paranoia” never stood a chance. We are tasked to root for a Brooklyn hotshot engineer (Liam Hemsworth, vibing like he’s never seen New York) who crosses the bridge to
work for one CEO shark (Gary Oldman) and after a grievous faux pas is
strong-armed into working for another Fortune 500 dick (Harrison Ford), with
orders to steal wares both soft and hard. The drama tries to spook us with the
notion that Big Business will always lurk … in a reality where we now
the NSA is monitoring this review as it’s posted. Oldman and
Ford square off grand, though no one is thrown off a plane. Damn it. Not
even those guys can get past creaky dialogue and scenes where the duped-but-loyal
girlfriend (Amber Heard) realizes her iPhone is missing and runs to dial her landline. Expiration date: Ancient. C-
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