Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Abe Lincoln is
hot in Hollywood. The 16th prez stars in two big films this year. Suck
it, Spider-Man. Don’t cheer yet, historians. “Abraham
Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” is a mash-up of history (as in U.S.) and
Stoker (as in Bram) with an ax-wielding, head-chomping hero in a stove-pipe
hat killin’ vamps. Written by the book’s author, Seth Grahame-Smith, and directed by Timor
Bekmanbetov (“Wanted”) with master of ironic goth horror Tim Burton as
producer, “AL:VH” ought to be the funniest, bloodiest blast of 2012, especially
with our over-the-top election year, but it’s a dud. I dig the joke of ol’ honest
Abe (Broadway vet Benjamin Walker) as a badass out for blood, but the film
suggests with grim faux seriousness the South used slavery as a guise, with
Africans as food a’plenty for Dixie vamps. Stick that joke on the Holocaust
and try and laugh. But that’s a side issue. This is an ugly, cheap-looking film
with CGI effects barely out of test stage, including a foot chase through a
horse stampede and a train ride from hell so ineptly staged I thought this flick an episode of “Punk’d.” On the viewer. Talk about a head shot. C-
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