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I fell off the Wes
Anderson Wagon years back. I loathed “Moonrise Kingdom,” having OD’d on his
hipster bullshit. Now comes “The Grand Budapest Hotel,” and I’m back on board.
Maybe because this WWII-ish (that is, everything here is fictional and with
faux names) flick is pure caper, a 1940s-type adventure that plays like Tin-Tin
for adults, but with a sharp political edge on violence and the act of needing
a passport to travel our great world. But it never preaches. It’s a raunchy,
clever comedy. Ralph Fiennes (seriously funny and edgy) is Gustave, the
manager of the hotel of the title who obsesses every whim of his rich guests and
happily screws old ladies. When one (Tilda Swinton in makeup) croaks, Gustave
gets the blame. I won’t dish another word. Watch the story jump three hoops via
flashbacks and rocket forward, with the required Bill Murray cameo, Willem
Dafoe as a scar-faced killer, and a prison break better than the “Shawshank
Redemption.” Anderson thankfully is no longer out to impress us with just how
far out he can make a French movie reference, but is having pure, high fun. And
it works. A-
What got into Ron
Howard’s blood? After two too many Dan Brown movies, the man who made “Apollo
13” back when I was in college has made a knockout film that torches the screen
with a bristling, heart-puncher drama about 1970s European Formula One racing.
On track, it screams loud with men relentlessly chancing death for sport, and
off track it screams ego and misery, excess, and raw sex. Sex from Opie? Yes.
The true story: Brit James Hunt (Chris Hemsworth of “Thor”) and Austrian
Niki Lauda (Daniel Brühl of “Inglorious Basterds”) were deep
bitter rivals of the world racing circuit, each eyeing a championship as if it
were the fingertip of God Himself. Hunt has Playgirl looks, charisma to spare,
and reckless arrogant attitude, while rich boy Lauda obsesses cold stats and logic,
profit margin, and is an asshole to spare.
In the eyes of Howard and screenwriter Peter Morgan, a horrific accident literally
burns one into a new realization of life, but dooms the
other to his chosen path. Howard’s depiction of racing kicks and horror is a blast as he drops us behind wheels and inside engines at every moment, revving our pulse and dread. A-
When
David Cronenberg -- master of exploding head psychological atom bombs, and
violence mixed with sex – said he was
making “A Dangerous Method,” the ménage a trois between pioneer
head-shrinks Carl Jung, Sigmund Freud, and Sabina Spielrein, I was stoked. I wanted envelopes torched, singed paper ashes blown in the faces of prudes. So count me wanting, put
out, so to speak. Except for a few wha? spanking scenes, “Dangerous” is all talk, and I should not be surprised, as this was once called “Talking Cure.” Our focus
is on Spielrein, German Jew, wealthy, and hysterically
mad, put in the care of Jung (Michael Fassbender), the protégé of master head
doc Freud (Viggo Mortensen). Sabina bends Jung’s tight-starched collar, and
Freud feuds, and Word War I dawns, and Jung’s last scene has him going like Michael
Corleone’s last scene in “Godfather, Part II,” lawn chair and all. No burning desire,
no passion. Talk. Knightly’s accent grinds, and Mortensen’s
Freud has all the zing of Ask Jeeves, so it’s Fassbender’s show, and he’s damn
good, but a notch below “Shame,” the 2011 sex-obsessed flick that’s
all dangerous method. B-
Few sights are as sick as some bigot spouting
off about the evil of Islam, as they uphold the Christian Church as the Shining
Symbol of Humanity. They should watch “Black Death,” a grisly horror-thriller
about the mid-1300s Black Plaque that ravaged Europe. The power-mad Church
calls the plague God’s punishment against the unfaithful, and the only way back
to His (its) grace is absolute submission. (Sound familiar?) Eddie Redmayne
plays a naïve monk conflicted about his oath to God who travels with several Christian
soldiers to hunt an untouched village, for it must hold sinners. Director Christopher Smith and writer Dario
Poloni don’t go simple, for that village has a blood thirst greater than the Church.
Sean Bean is the head Soldier of Christ, and his demise is one for the Sean
Bean Movie Death record books. Too bad Redmayne is so boyish he makes Tin-Tinseem like Jason Statham and fails huge at the darkest scenes that end this
blackest of tales. Smart, tense, and wide-open as the similar-themed “Season ofthe Witch” is dull, dumb and CGI’d to hell, “Death” coolly reminds us that Men
of God are rarely ever that. B