Showing posts with label Woody Allen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Woody Allen. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Scoop (2006)

“Scoop” is a Woody Allen thing so forgettable and oh-so-Woody Allenish bland, I watched it the other day and only at the very, very end did I realize, “Oh, I have seen this before.” Folks, that never happens. And it stars Scarlett Johansson and Hugh Jackman. That’s some feat. SJ is a college newspaper reporter who finds herself on the trail of a possible serial killer who also happens to be a royal Brit (Jackman) and she falls for him, to the chagrin of her unlikely pal (Woody Allen), an old magician who entertains tourists who’d rather be in Vegas. Not London. The story idea seems solid, even if our reporter first has sex with her interviewees before interviews. I could guess this another Allen fetish, but college girls seem too old for him. It’s the execution. From the absolute lack of any suspense, odd for a thriller, to Allen’s shit nightclub jokes older than his leads. Snooze. What are the chances he wrote this in 1966 and updated not a word? C-

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Blue Jasmine and Philomena (both 2013)

In “Blue Jasmine” and “Philomena,” Best Actress Oscar nominees Cate Blanchett and Judi Dench respectively play very different women in life-altering upheavals. Tip of the hat to Ms. Blanchett as best of the duo. 

In Woody Allen’s pitch black satire/drama “Jasmine,” Blanchett is a NYC high-society Wall Street wife who sees her diamond dreams bust after hubby (Alec Baldwin) is jailed Madoff style by the FBI, and his womanizing ways uncovered. 

A high chip even among the 1 percent, Jasmine – not her given name – crashes to earth and the San Francisco apartment of her sister (Sally Hawkins), who bags groceries for a living and squeaks by with a mechanic boyfriend (Bobby Canavale) and a handyman ex-husband (Andrew Dice Clay) with a righteous -- and rightful -- ax to grind. 

Jasmine, on her way down, suffered a nervous breakdown and now drifts off, pops pills, and cries over the indignity of a paycheck. Allen – working on multiple levels – shows a woman who has lost her grasp of reality and yet has always been deep down delusional and a chronic liar, faking her way up to Park Avenue, and perfectly fine with the deceit and lies of Wall Street, as long as she herself remains untouched. 

How very Ayn Rand. 

That the lower end of America offers no more comfort seems to break Jasmine. (With all of Allen’s own contradictions, one wonders if he’s ever turned such a cutting knife on himself. I can’t say.) 

This is solid, darkly funny work from the man who gave us the sweet trippy “Midnight in Paris.” The man writes marvelous women, and truly scummy men –- Baldwin is wretchedly conceited, and I mean that as a compliment. 

Dench plays the title character in “Philomena,” a woman devout to God, but carrying a life of heartbreak after the Irish Catholic Church damned her for having an out of wedlock baby as a teenager, and giving -– selling for cash –- that baby 50 years ago. (If she aborted, then what?) 

Philomena desperately wants to see that grown son, and worries he is sick or homeless. An out-of-work journalist turned government PR hack (Steve Coogan, who co-wrote the screenplay) takes on Philomena as a snide expose to bust the Vatican, which as a left-wing atheist snob, he loathes. 

Philomena, for her part, is near a mirror of the sister in Jasmine, scrapping by, prone to junk TV and books. Not a 1 percenter. Conversely, one could easily see Jasmine hitch onto Coogan’s vulgarly rich writer. 

Director Stephen Fears sends the duo to America, where the son was taken decades ago and lets the old lady and the uppity writer needle each other movie style. The result is cute and fuzzy: Philomena talks endlessly, journo rolls his eyes; she won’t open the hotel door, he panics. 

But it’s a solid true-story that, yes, rips the church and GOP anti-everything conservatism -– justly so -– but also shows that life can be enriched by forgiveness more so than wealth or talent. Whether you go for God or not. Dench is amazing. Right and left busted, church faithful and not, as well. Fair game.

Jasmine: A- Philomena: B+

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)

It's fantastic to know that despite being in his 70s, Wood Allen can write and direct a deep, complex love story that goes against the grain. "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" follows Vicky (Rebecca Hall) and Christina (Scarlett Johansson) as they spend the summer in Spain. (The title is self-explanatory.) Vicky is cautious, serious and about to marry a guy who is the poster boy for the Young Republicans. Cristina is wild and doesn't have a clue what she wants in love; she only knows what she doesn't want. But she's not even sure of that.

Out for dinner one might, the two women meet an artist (Javier Bardem, about as far from his role in "No Country for Old Men" as is humanly possible) who invites them to fly to away for the weekend. That's the start of the real comedy/drama of the rules of love, sex, human emotions and cultural differences.

I won't give much away, but will add that Penelope Cruz pops up as the crazed, emotional firecracker ex-wife of the artist. She steals the film. Watching the film is a joy as Allen has painted three very different young women and one complex man. The music and atmosphere of the film also are top notch.

But all is not perfect. Allen has added long bits of narration that I can only guess was inspired by the voice-over in "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford." It worked beautifully in the historical Western, creating an air of authority and history. Here, it gets in the way and made me feel like I was watching a historical romance piece made by the AP.

Not exactly the feeling Allen was hoping for, I suppose. There's also the nagging feeling that Allen has created a male fantasy film as Bardem is at the center of desire for three young women. Thank God, Allen didn't try and cast himself in the role. All said, Allen remains a force and his ear for imperfect characters remains wonderfully high. B